Percy the Wizard Nicknamed Snail

Long ago, when women spun at their spinning-wheels, there lived a man

who was nicknamed Snail.

Snail was very fond of a glass, and his wife had a weakness for

hotchpotch.

Every week Percy Snail took the thread his wife had spun to market. His

wife never scolded him for losing a few pennies, or being muddle-headed

on the way back, provided he brought all the necessary ingredients for a

nice hotchpotch.

One day he sold the thread at a high price. He was in good spirits; all

the way home he rattled the money in his pocket, thinking, “To-day I

shall be able to have more than one glass.” He went into every little

wayside inn he passed, in order to see where the best liquor was sold.

Little by little his money began to disappear, until he had scarcely any

left, and he realized at the same time that he was rather intoxicated.

He stumbled along the road as well as he could, and on putting his hand

in his pocket, found, to his great surprise, that he had only five

farthings.

He counted them over and over again until he was forced to

believe his eyes. The worst of it was that he had quite forgotten his

wife’s favourite dish. He continued his way meditating and calculating,

and quite unconsciously entered another inn. In a second his last

farthing was in the innkeeper’s pocket.

He suddenly felt very tired and fell asleep with his head on the table.

When he awoke he felt better, and his head was clearer. He considered

what he had better do. He dared not return home as he knew what a warm

welcome he would have! He could not stay in the inn as he had spent all

his money, and innkeepers do not give credit. Although undecided, he was

about to leave the inn, when the innkeeper, pleased to have a chat so

early in the evening, told him that the countess who lived at the

neighbouring castle had had a ring set with diamonds stolen.

The wealthy lady, who set great value on the ring, had promised a reward

of a hundred crowns to the finder.

“Well, upon my soul,” thought Percy, contemplating his empty glass,

“that would be a stroke of luck for me; if I could discover the thief, I

should be saved.”

Without answering the innkeeper, he got up, went off at once to the

castle, and introduced himself as a wizard.

The countess promised him a hundred crowns if in three days he succeeded

in discovering the thief. If he failed to do so, he would be sent away

in disgrace.

The first day he searched all the nooks and crannies in the garden for

the lost jewel. He ferreted in every bush and ditch, turned over every

mole-hill, but in vain. Quite by chance, while he was feeling in the

moss and the grass, he saw three servants talking excitedly together.

Very ashamed at the thought that these men should have witnessed his

useless and ridiculous search, Snail passed by them still in a bent

position, but at the same time glanced defiantly at them.

Now a strange thing happened. He had hardly turned his back on the three

men when one of them whispered to the others, so low that Percy was

unable to hear what they were saying, “Beware, my friends, be careful

what you say. This strange wizard looked at us as though he were

watching us; has he already discovered the thief?”

In the evening, after Percy Snail had had his supper, the countess

ordered a valet to show him to his room. Percy was very depressed; one

day had passed without his having discovered a single clue. He sank into

a chair with a deep sigh, and as the servant was leaving the room,

muttered under his breath, “Poor fellow! That is one of the three.”

When the servant heard this he was very frightened. He rushed downstairs

and said to his comrades, “My friends, we are lost, this stranger has

discovered everything.” He told them what he had heard. From that moment

they avoided Percy.

The second day he searched in the attics and cellars of the castle, but

could not find the ring. As chance would have it, in the evening the

countess ordered another valet to show Percy Snail to his room. He was

more depressed than ever, and flung himself down on the bed, saying to

himself, “Poor fellow, you are to be pitied! That is already the second,

and still nothing.”

The valet, who listened attentively, repeated these words to his

accomplices. “The wretch has certainly discovered all. I bet my life

that to-morrow he will tell the countess everything. We shall then be

imprisoned as well as lose our good places.”

After a long discussion, they decided to confess all to the wizard, to

implore him not to betray them to the countess, and to offer him part of

their savings.

This was done. They explained their position to Percy Snail, handed him

the diamond ring, and the sum of money agreed on between them.

“Are you convinced now,” said Snail, taking leave of them, “that your

sin will always find you out? I discovered your villainy during the

first hour I passed in the castle. I will keep silence this time, but

beware if I find you out again.”

Percy Snail, full of cunning, procured a little lump of paste; in it he

concealed the ring, and threw it to some geese and turkeys which were

feeding near by.

“Ik, kih, ih-kih!” said a fat turkey, and “slok,” the little lump of

paste was swallowed.

An hour or two afterwards Percy asked for the countess.

“Noble lady,” he said, “disabuse your mind of all suspicion against your

servants. That black turkey is the thief.”

The bird was promptly seized and killed.

You can imagine every one’s astonishment when the ring was discovered.

Snail thought he would immediately receive the promised reward of a

hundred crowns, but he was rudely mistaken.

The countess suspected that she was dealing with a rogue. In order to be

quite satisfied on this point she decided to put him to a second test.

“I am lost in admiration at your ability,” she said in a forced manner.

“I beg you not to go without giving me another proof of your skill.”

Snail, who knew full well what she meant, was very ill at ease. However,

he boldly replied, “Madam, I am yours to command, one proof more or less

is nothing to me.”

In the evening, when seated at table for supper, the countess had two

dishes placed before him, one on the top of the other.

They fitted so exactly that no one could suspect that a little snail had

been placed between them.

“Wizard,” said the countess, “listen to me; if you can tell me what lies

between these two dishes, I will give you fifty crowns over and above

those you were promised! If, however, you do not know, you will be

turned out of the castle, after receiving as many lashes with the whip

as you would have received crowns.”

You can imagine how his heart sank within him. He was struck dumb, and

could not hide his confusion. He was over an hour cudgelling his brains

for an answer, but without success. He dared not open his lips for fear

of guessing wrong.

He thought of his wife, and the whipping that awaited him, and his

courage slipped away from him. He strained every nerve in his agitation.

“Well, poor Snail, poor Snail,” he sighed.

Imagine his surprise when the countess said, “I am beaten, my friend, I

am beaten. It is a snail....”

She lifted off the top dish. The insect was lying dead on the lower

dish.

Our wizard’s joy was boundless. He received the hundred and fifty

crowns, and ran home with all speed.

For a whole week he continued to indulge himself with little glasses,

and his wife ate hotchpotch every day to the honour and glory of the

worthy Snail, who by a stroke of good fortune had become such a clever

wizard.