The Story of the Half-man-riding-on-the-worse-half-of-a-lame-horse
Once upon a time, long long ago, in the days when poplars bore pears and
rushes violets, when bears could switch themselves with their tails like
cows, and wolves and lambs kissed and cuddled each other, there lived an
Emperor whose hair was already white, and who yet had never a son to
bless himself with. The poor Emperor would have given anything to have
had a little son of his own like other men, but all his wishes were in
vain.
At last, when he was quite an old old man, Fortune took pity on him
also, and a darling of a boy was born to him, the like of which the
world had never seen before. The Emperor gave him the name of Aleodor,
and gathered east and west, north and south, together to rejoice in his
joy at the child’s christening. The revels lasted three days and three
nights, and all the guests who made merry there with the Emperor could
think of nothing else for the rest of their lives.
But the lad grew up as strong as an oak and as lovely as a rose, while
his father the Emperor drew nearer every day to the edge of the grave,
and when the hour of his death arrived he took the child on his knees
and said to him:
“My darling son, behold the Lord calls me. The moment is at hand when I
am to share the common lot of man. I foresee that thou wilt become a
great man, and though I be dead my bones will rejoice in the tomb at thy
noble deeds. As to the administration of this realm I need tell thee
nought, for thou, with thy wisdom, wilt know how it behoves a king to
rule. One thing there is, nevertheless, that I must tell thee. Dost thou
see that mountain over yonder? Beware of ever setting thy foot upon it,
for ’twill be to thy hurt and harm. That mountain belongs to the
‘Half-man-riding-on-the-worse-half-of-a-lame-horse,’ and whosoever
ventures upon that mountain cannot escape unscathed.”
He had no sooner said these words than his throat rattled thrice, and he
gave up the ghost. He departed to his place like every other human soul
that is born into the world, though there was never Emperor like him
since the world began. Those of his household bewailed him, his great
nobles bewailed
him, his people bewailed him also, and then they had to bury him.
Aleodor, from the moment that he ascended the throne of his father,
ruled the land wisely like a mature statesman, though in age he was but
a child. All the world delighted in his sway, and men thanked Heaven for
allowing them to live in the days of such a prince.
All the time that was not taken up by affairs of State, Aleodor spent in
the chase. But he always bore in mind the precepts of his father, and
took care not to exceed the bounds which had been set him.
One day, however--how it came about I know not--but anyhow he fell into
a brown study, and never noticed that he had overstepped the domains of
the Half-man till, after taking a dozen steps or so onwards, he found
himself face to face with the monster. That he was trespassing on the
grounds of this stunted and terrible creature did not trouble him
over-much, it was the thought that he had transgressed the dying command
of his dear father that grieved him.
“Ho, ho!” cried the hideous monster, “dost thou not know that every
scoundrel who oversteps my bounds becomes my property?”
“Yes,” replied Aleodor, “but I must tell thee that it was through want
of thought and without wishing it that I have trodden on thy ground.
Against thee I have no evil design at all.”
“I know better than that,” replied the monster; “but I see that, like
all cowards, thou dost think it best to make excuses.”
“Nay, so sure as God preserves me, I am no coward. I have told thee the
simple truth; but if thou wouldst fight, I am ready. Choose thy weapons!
Shall we slash with sabres, or slog with clubs, or wrestle together?”
“Neither the one nor the other,” replied the monster. “One way only
canst thou escape thy just punishment--thou must fetch me the daughter
of the Green Emperor!”
Aleodor would very much have liked to have got out of the difficulty
some other way, as affairs of State would not allow him to take so long
a journey, a journey on which he could find no guide to direct him; but
what did the monster know of all that? Aleodor felt that if he would
avoid the shame of being thought a robber and a trampler on the rights
of others, he must indeed find the daughter of the Green Emperor.
Besides, he wanted to escape with a whole skin if he could; so at last
he promised that he would do the service required of him.
Now the Half-man-riding-on-the-worse-half-of-a-lame-horse knew very well
that, as a man of honour, Aleodor would never depart from his plighted
word, so he said to him: “Go now, in God’s name, and may good luck
attend thee!”
So Aleodor departed. He went on and on, thinking over and over again how
he was to accomplish his task, and so keep his word, when he came to the
margin of a pond, and there he saw a pike dashing its life out on the
shore. He immediately went up to it to satisfy his hunger with it, when
the pike said to him: “Slay me not, Boy-Beautiful![1] but cast me
rather back into the water again, and then I will do thee good whenever
thou dost think of me.”
Aleodor listened to the pike, and threw it back into the water again.
Then the pike said to him again: “Take this scale, and whenever thou
dost look at it and think of me I will be with thee.”
Then the youth went on further and marvelled greatly at such a strange
encounter.
Presently he fell in with a crow that had one wing broken. He would have
killed the crow and eaten it, but the crow said to him: “Boy-Beautiful,
Boy-Beautiful! why wilt thou burden thy soul on my account? Far better
were it if thou didst bind up my wing, and much good will I requite thee
with for thy kindness.”
Aleodor listened, for his heart was as kind as his hand was cunning; and
he bound up the crow’s wing. When he made ready to go on again, the crow
said to him: “Take this feather, thou gallant youth! and whenever thou
dost look at it and think of me, I will be with thee.”
Then Aleodor took the feather and went on his way. He hadn’t gone a
hundred paces further when he stumbled upon an ant. He would have
trodden upon it, when the ant said to him: “Spare my life, O Emperor
Aleodor, and I’ll deliver thee also from death! Take this little bit of
membrane from my wing, and whenever thou dost think of me, I’ll be with
thee.”
When Aleodor heard these words, and how the ant called him by his name,
he raised his foot again and let the ant go where it would. He also went
on his way, and after journeying for I know not how many days he came at
last to the palace of the Green Emperor. There he knocked at the door,
and stood waiting for some one to come out and ask him what he wanted.
He stood there one day, he stood there two days, but as for any one
coming out to ask him what he wanted, there was no sign of it. When the
third day dawned, however, the Green Emperor called to his servants and
gave them a talking to that they were likely to remember. “How comes
it,” said he, “that a man should be standing at my gates three days
without any one going out to ask him what he wants? Is this what I pay
you wages for?”
The servants of the Green Emperor looked up, and they looked down, but
they had not one word to say for themselves. At last they went and
called Aleodor and led him before the Emperor.
“What dost thou want, my son?” inquired the Emperor; “and wherefore art
thou waiting at the gates of my court?”
“I have come, great Emperor, to seek thy daughter.”
“Good, my son. But, first of all, we must make a compact together, for
such is the custom of my court. Thou must hide thyself wheresoever thou
wilt three times running. If my daughter finds thee all three times, thy
head shall be struck off and stuck on a stake, the only one out of a
hundred that has not a suitor’s head upon it. But if she does not find
thee thrice, thou shalt have her from me with all imperial courtesy.”
“My hope, great Emperor, is in the Lord, Who will not allow me to
perish. We will put something else on this stake of thine, but not the
head of a man. Let us make the compact.”
“Thou dost agree?”
“I agree.”
So they made them a compact, and the deeds were drawn out and signed and
sealed.
Then the daughter of the Emperor met him next day, and it was arranged
that he should hide himself as best he could. But now he was in an agony
that tortured him worse than death, for he bethought him again and again
where and how he could best hide himself, for nothing less than his head
was at stake. And as he kept walking about, and brooding and pondering,
he remembered the pike. Then he took out the fish’s scale, looked at it,
and thought of the fish’s master, and immediately, oh wonderful!--the
pike stood before him and said: “What dost thou want of me,
Boy-Beautiful?”
“What do I want? Thou mayest well ask that! Look what has happened to
me! Canst thou not tell me what to do?”
“That is thy business no longer. Leave it to me!”
And immediately striking Aleodor with his tail, he turned him into a
little shell-fish, and hid him among the other little shell-fish at the
bottom of the sea.
When the damsel appeared, she put on her eye-glass and looked for him in
every direction, but could see him nowhere. Her other wooers had hidden
themselves in caves, or behind houses, or under haycocks and haystacks,
or in some hole or corner, but Aleodor hid himself in such a way that
the damsel began to fear that she would be vanquished. Then it occurred
to her to turn her eye-glass towards the sea, and she saw him beneath a
heap of mussels. But you must know that her eye-glass was a magic
eye-glass.
“I see thee, thou rascal,” cried she, “how thou hast bothered me, to be
sure! From being a man thou hast made thyself a mussel, and hidden
thyself at the bottom of the sea.”
This he couldn’t deny, so of course he had to come up again.
But she said to the Emperor: “Methinks, dear father, this youth will
suit me. He is nice and comely. Even if I find him all three times let
me have him, for he is not stupid like the others. Why, thou canst see
from his figure even how different he is.”
“We shall see,” replied the Emperor.
On the second day Aleodor bethought him of the crow, and immediately the
crow stood before him, and said to him: “What dost thou want, my
master?”
“Look now, senseless one! what has happened to me. Canst thou not show
me a way out of it?”
“Let us try!” and with that it struck him with its wing and turned him
into a young crow, and placed him in the midst of a flock of crows that
were flying high in the air in the teeth of a fierce tempest.
Then the damsel came again with her eye-glass and searched for him in
every direction. He was nowhere to be found. She looked for him on the
earth, but he was not there. She looked for him in the rivers and in the
sea, but he was not there. The damsel grew pensive. She searched and
searched till mid-day, when it occurred to her to look upwards also. And
perceiving him in the glory of the sky in the midst of a swarm of crows,
she pointed him out with her finger and cried: “Look! look! Rogue that
thou art! Come down from there, O man, that hast made thyself into a bit
of a bird! Nothing in the fields of heaven can escape my eye!”
Then he came down, for what else could he do? Even the Emperor himself
now began to be amazed at the skill and cunning of Aleodor, and lent an
ear to the prayers of his daughter. Inasmuch, however, as the compact
declared that Aleodor was to hide three times, the Emperor said to his
daughter: “Wait once more, for I am curious to see what place he will
find to hide himself in next.”
The third day, early in the morning, he thought of the ant,
and--whisk!--the ant was by his side. When she had found out what he
wanted she said to him: “Leave it to me, and if she find thee I am here
to help thee.”
So the ant turned him into a flower-seed, and hid him in the very skirts
of the damsel without her perceiving it.
Then the Emperor’s daughter rose up, took her eye-glass, and sought for
him all day long, but look where she would she could not find him. She
plagued herself almost to death in her search, for she felt that he was
close at hand, though see him she could not. She looked through her
eye-glass on the ground, and in the sea, and up in the sky, but she
could see him nowhere, and towards evening, tired out by so much
searching, she exclaimed: “Show thyself then, this once! I feel that
thou art close at hand, and yet I cannot see thee. Thou hast conquered,
and I am thine.”
Then when he heard her say that he had conquered, he slipped slowly down
from her skirts and revealed himself. The Emperor had now nothing more
to say, so he gave the youth his daughter, and when they departed, he
escorted them to the boundaries of his empire with great pomp and
ceremony.
While they were on the road they stopped at a place to rest, and after
they had refreshed themselves somewhat with food, he laid his head in
her lap and fell asleep. The daughter of the Emperor could not forbear
from looking at him, and her eyes filled with tears as they feasted on
his comeliness and beauty. Then her heart grew soft within her, and she
could not help kissing him. But Aleodor, when he awoke, gave her a
buffet with the palm of his hand that awoke the echoes.
“Nay but, my dear Aleodor!” cried she, “thou hast indeed a heavy hand.”
“I have slapped thee,” said he, “for the deed thou hast done, for I have
not taken thee for myself, but for him who bade me seek thee.”
“Good, my brother! but why didst thou not tell me so at home? for then I
also would have known what to do. But let be now, for all that is past.”
Then they set out again till they came alive and well to the
Half-man-riding-on-the-worse-half-of-a-lame-horse.
“Lo, now! I have done my service,” said Aleodor, and with that he would
have departed. But when the girl beheld the monster, she shivered with
disgust, and would not stay with him for a single moment. The hideous
cripple drew near to the maiden, and began to caress her with honeyed
words, that so she might go with him willingly. But the girl said to
him: “Depart from me, Satan, and go to thy mother Hell, who hath cast
thee upon the face of the earth!” Then the half-monster half-man was
near to melting for the love he had for the damsel, and, writhing away
on his belly, he fetched his mother that she might help to persuade the
maid to be his wife. But meanwhile the damsel had dug a little trench
all round her, and stood rooted to the spot with her eyes fixed on the
ground. The hideous satanic skeleton of a monster could not get at her.
“Depart from the face of the earth, thou abomination!” cried she; “the
world is well rid of such a pestilential monster as thou art!”
Still he strove and strove to get at her, but finding at last he could
not reach her, he burst with rage and fury that a mere woman should have
so covered him with shame and reproach.
Then Aleodor added the domain of the
Half-man-riding-on-the-worse-half-of-a-lame-horse to his own
possessions, took the daughter of the Green Emperor to wife, and
returned to his own empire. And when his people saw him coming back in
the company of a smiling spouse as beautiful as the stars of heaven,
they welcomed him with great joy, and, mounting once more his imperial
throne, he ruled his people in peace and plenty till the day of his
death.
And now I’ll mount my horse again, and say an “Our Father” before I go.
[1] _Fet frumosŭ_, the favourite name for all young heroes in
Roumanian fairy-tales.